'You will, you know you will'
"I won't. Don't be ridiculous! I won't"
'Well don't say I didn't warn you. You did last year!'
"I did not....how can you say that to me? I am shocked at your defiant level of doubting!'
'Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...ok. Just don't say you weren't told, you heard it from me'
He was right. I did it. Every year!